I swear I didn't do it.

A unique man with an interesting name. "Kenneth" is derived from the Gaelic meaning for "handsome" and "Kelly" is the Anglicized surname of the Gaelic "Ó Ceallaigh" meaning "Warrior."

So, a handsome warrior...fair enough but I'm a lot more, too. I love to travel, meet new people, and absorb new cultures. I'm a huge history buff, international pub trivia champion and I try to learn one new thing every day no matter how random (did you know that bees only have five eyes).

Here are some beliefs I hold dear:

  1. Shark Week should be made an international holiday

  2. Dressing up on Halloween should be mandatory

  3. "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd should only be played during car chase scenes or as a second encore at a concert

  4. Mark Twain and Ben Franklin were two of the smartest people ever

  5. We should replace the number "Eleven" with "Eleventeen"

  6. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin played Rock-Paper-Scissors to determine who walked on the moon first

  7. Alien 3 is a misunderstood masterpiece

  8. The term "Comfort Zone" is another word for lazy

  9. Flossing is very important

  10. Miller High Life is truly the Champagne of Beers

and many others. I'd be thrilled to talk about them and the whole "copywriting thing." I look forward to speaking with you soon.