Before going to advertising school I thought that the only thing that mattered was print.

You just gotta love a good stock image covered in watermarks.

You just gotta love a good stock image covered in watermarks. Hey, he's holding the phone backwards. maybe he's got a bluetooth. Wait, if he had a bluetooth then why the hell is he holding his phone? Shouldn't it be in his pocket? I don't think so "boss" shouldn't be capitalized unless that's their name in which case it should be Mr./Mrs. Boss.

Wow, the phone is bigger than his head...or he just has a really small melon.

Wow, the phone is bigger than his head...or he just has a really small melon.

Nothin' beats a good old "Words with Friends" reference.

Sharks are attracted to electronic pulses so this probably wouldn't be a great idea.

Sharks are attracted to electronic pulses so this probably wouldn't be a great idea.